Hi there, lovely!
I'M HELEN. Nerdy pink-haired druggie extraordinaire.
17 years old, give or take a month. Meaning I'm DANGEROUSLY close to being an adult. They'd already let me operate a vehicle (HA.), and in about a year I could terrorize a strip club or something super cool like that :D
'Til then I could just draw strippers on MS Paint. ;D

Hawt, amirite?